I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job (via The Onion)
Arriving back at work after a two-week winter vacation, local marketing assistant Matthew Bueso told reporters Monday he was happy to return to the office with a fresh and rejuvenated loathing for his job.
“It’s always nice to get away for a few weeks, clear my head, and come back invigorated with a newfound disgust for my place of employment and the various responsibilities of my thoroughly depressing job”
said Bueso, 38, noting that his time away had inspired him to complete mind-numbing administrative tasks, engage in idle discussions with his aggravating coworkers, and listen to bullshit inspirational speeches from his boss with a rekindled sense of anger and despair.
“I’m rested, my batteries are recharged, and I’m ready to despise my entire professional life more intensely than ever before!”
At press time, a revitalized Bueso was furiously balling his fists at the sound of a nearby coworker’s loud typing.
I’m jealous of people who can grow great beautiful beards and I’m just like…
If I could lend you my beardly powers and make you like a Beard Deputy, I would, brutha.
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