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arcaneimages:

Arthur Tress

When you spent so much time sitting that you become one with the chair

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I don’t know if those _______(insert name of probably half cooked food) are done but I’ma f***ing eat em like they are.

Said by every starving college kid several times in their lives. (via ypshadowking)

Also:

I don’t know if those _______(insert name of food dangerously close to expiration date) are still good but I’ma f***ing eat em like they are.

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And that was the last time we saw Dave …

And that was the last time we saw Dave …

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The first time I saw a boob up close

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yarrahs-life:

fierrrrrrce:

This is 2 real

'Dis how niggas get kill't!

Happened to me, they ate my food and drank all my beer. I have never been able to fully trust anyone since then.

(Source: zebracaaaakes)

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Filed under: How to make me fall in love with you

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alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

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iamnotanexpertbut:

greymon:

where’d that guy find a dinosaur wtf

its in south america. on a small island off the coast of florida there is a dinosaur, a small colony of them. the stegosaur, was among the firecest to ever rome the earth, shown here with paleantologist steven buttswain, who killed Very Many in his time. he died tragically when we drove his segway into the home of t-rex, wear it had made its little home with its little arms, it defended its hom e

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